“They change the night into day: the light is short because of darkness.” Job wrote it at 17:12 because he knew the truth. You can’t change darkness into light with a sundial. Nor by Gen Z digital.
Yet we obeyed the fall backward rule. Now we must obey the spring ahead counterpart, drink the grape Kool-Aid. It attempts the un-gospel, to change night into day.
Don’t forget to change your clocks on Sunday, the day the elected chosen determined was enough of darkness. Will it produce a second more daylight? No, not any more than reversing the spelling of change which simply turns it into “egnahc.” Angelkeep has had about all the egnahc it can take for one year.
If computers’ and cell phones’ programs automatically change Standard Time to DST, why can’t it be done on alarm clocks, ranges, microwaves, coffee pots, watches, water softeners, etc.?
Angelkeep outdoor change is spring-time constant, but natural. Remember natural spelled backward is “larutan.” Spring that ahead to a legislator.
Did you know Bluffton, Ind., (the abbreviation of Indiana before the legislature changed it) voted May 29, 1940, to remain on Standard Time. God’s time, some would have said. There were 739 who said it, compared to 543 who voted to change darkness into light. But what did the exit polls say? Any bogus mail ballots? Did Bluffton ever vote a DST return? Is Sunday’s time change actually legal in Bluffton?
By the way, wasn’t light and dark already done by a supreme being? “God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night…” Genesis 1:16 KJV.
Crocus changes from a tiny hard bulb to a much larger, colorful, delicate bloom. If Congress attempts to change that, Angelkeep will rise up and vote nay. Nay spelled backward is “yan.”
Dragonflies will soon change from nymph stage living in Angelpond into the glorious aerodynamic insect long ago denoted as mascot of Angelkeep. They zip and fly over the pond — brilliantly unencumbered by legislation. They mate. In tandem they oviposit eggs back into the pond perpetuating the annual cycle of life. Nobody but “ydobon” (spelled backward) can change the God creation and cause a dragonfly to emote into a nymph. If Congress tries to reverse that naturalness, as sure as day to night, three Angelkeep votes will reject the change, or “egnahc.”
E. B. Williamson, Bluffton’s great world-renown dragonfly expert, will rise up and join Angelkeep in voting to keep dragonfly time “the same, yesterday, today, and forever. Hebrews 13:8.”
The end of the maple syrup season coincides with Daylight Savings Time. It’s natural (backward being “larutan.”) If man tried to change the time for the sap to rise in the trees, perhaps arguing that a New York City waffle syrup market would increase, would a legislative act do good or harm? “Doog and Mrah” (spelling reversals) say ye Angelkeep.
If the sap direction changed in honor of “Daylight Sap Direction Time,” then the buds would not come to life. If buds failed to leaf, no chlorophyll would be produced. If chlorophyll failed to appear, there would be no photosynthesis. Without photosynthesis, oxygen would be depleted. Sap sprouts the multitude colors of green. Green is the primary sign of spring. Without spring greens, life would be utterly unbearable. “Elbaraebnu!”
Ecclesiastes 3: “To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant and a time to pluck up that which is planted; a time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance, a time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; a time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away…”
Stop! “Pots!” Stop! Did Ecclesiastes prophesy Daylight Savings Time?
Let the emerald glow of the trees guide you. Leaves and spring are emerging. Exit the house and enjoy real time.
Don’t forget to set your appliances ahead one hour on Sunday. It’s the unnatural law.
Mr. Daugherty is a Wells County resident who, along with his wife Gwen, enjoy their backyard and have named it “Angelkeep.”
